Fake Rapture, Fake Alien Invasion, Fake Salvation and Fake Paradise

WARNING TO ALL AMERICANS:

The Illuminati have now begun or soon will begin a fake rapture, fake salvation, fake alien invasion and fake paradise plan. Here is the card that pertains to this:


Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

Refund $90.00

Two, count 'em, TWO paradises for $30.... one while you're alive, lasting as long as you want, and one when you decide to die! No other religion offers a better deal!
Offer good through July 4, 1998. Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited by law. Close cover before striking. Please recycle. Slightly higher in Canada.

Play this card at any time. Draw enough new Plots to fill your hand out to S. You may only play this card once per game. It requires an action from one SubGenius group.

Requires SubGenius Action.

It looks like hell, with devils, demons, torture implements, the Baphomet symbol and Nazi symbol. This card is pertaining to underground military installations and Walmart stores. The Walmart stores are said to have secret panels in the floor that open up to foot traffic. The statement "requires subgenius action" means that only idiotic people would bring themselves to a Walmart store, a government sorting facility, Fema Camp, or Military Installation.
"Draw enough new plots" means cemetery plots for the dead bodies, if they allow you to die. You don't choose to die, they allow you to die once they tire of all the torture they inflict upon you. To fill your hand out to "S" means blood sacrifices to Satan. This is the paradise known as Hollow Earth. There are also evil aliens and demons there to inflict punishment out to you under the guise of Religion. Pope Francis is an evil agent for the Hollow Earth Hellhole. I see and hear that they are using drills with long bits, whips, chains, large clubs and bats, and ritual sticks. They are also crucifying people in there, and defenseless people are running in dark underground hallways and chambers screaming very loudly, while horrific-looking beasts chase them to eat them. They are also goring people with long yardsticks and swords.